The latest report of low bone density, though shockingly not the actual report as it hasn't been read by the doctor who needs to read it, has lead me all over the Internet in search of information. In my travels, I found what I concede is an old joke, but a worthy chuckle nonetheless:
A guy goes to see his doctor and says, "Doc, I don't eat fried foods, fatty foods, I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't stay up late, I don't chase after women and I don't eat red meat. How long will I live."
The doctor says, "With a life like that, why do you care?"
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